About the book: year / After the failed Apocalypse and exile to Hell, Satan takes Crowley with him in order to roughly punish him - the way they know how to do it in Hell - and Aziraphale is not going to put up with this and raises his voice at the Lord. Rating for injuries and medical procedures. Note 1: Partial AU regarding the ending of the events at the airbase. Note 2: Partial AU regarding the real causes of some canon events. Note 3: The Lord, She is the Most High, is feminine in this Universe, and Death is masculine. This is incomprehensible, but should be accepted as a given. Note 4: It's not just owls that are not what they seem. Author's Notes: Dedicated to Terry Pratchet and Neil Gaiman with great gratitude for the inscrutable blockheads and everything that may happen around them (and to them).