About the book: 2020 / We all know forest orderlies. Let's meet the Metropolis Sanitator! Metropolis Orderly is a cute work about the attempts at love affairs of flat-footed, blind-sighted, programmer and just a VSD worker Dmitry, who is always looking for girls with GMOs or too Organic. What exactly this work is about you will decide for yourself when you read it. And if you are offended that the author is talking to you about you, and not about you, that’s stupid. How do they address God there? On you. Like to a friend. Open a book - find friends! After reading this, have some cocoa! The author's artwork was used to prepare the cover of the publication. Contains obscene language.