About the book: 2024 / "A long time ago... In the near future... Or maybe right now?" "Okay, okay, Don't puff at me so disapprovingly, Knight, I can be serious." - The writer stretched his lips in a sly smile, returning to the parchment - “I will tell you an amazing story. A story about people becoming heroes and ideas becoming gods. A story about brave adventurers, and where adventures lead. A story about the power of luck and the lethality of pianos - ninjas hiding in the bushes. And most importantly, I will tell you about the Power of true Friendship. And the power that surpasses it many times over - the power of asses clad in armored thongs and tits pulled up by an armored bra!..." - Sounds of increasing panting in the back of the head.- “That’s it, that’s it, don’t push, the hint is taken.” “So, I will tell the Story, the Story that you, having removed the nasty details, will tell your children. And they will tell it to their children, and so on until the race of intelligent people is cut off, for our strength lies in stories. I will tell the story about the one who the future will be called..."