About the book: 2016 / So, so. In one heavenly place, where crocodiles and palm trees, five-star hotels and topless beauties and, of course, the sea, a Person of Special Importance deigned to rest. And not just a person, but none other than the Lord of the Orcs himself, the Great Magarh, for those at home - Urukhai. It is not entirely clear what exactly one of the worthy inhabitants of Middle-earth found in our bustling world, but it is also common for us from time to time to exchange our native birches for some kind of araucaria, and our dear port wine 777 for a tincture of tropical cockroaches. That, by the way, is what the cocktail “Mad Cockroach” is called, only for VIPs.