About the book: 2008 / She weighs like two fashion models suffering from a chronic form of anorexia, and wears vintage clothes due to the congenital inability to distinguish a Birkin bag from anyone else. But for a real “shame of the family” this is not enough. However, even if she single-handedly sniffs out all the cocaine imported by the Albanian mafia into provincial English Leeds, gets along with an Arab sheikh and ends up in a police station, wrapped in a suicide bomber’s belt, she still, do not become a real “disgrace of the family.” Because only a son can be a worthy “disgrace of the family”! And she is a daughter. Alas. Or are there still options??..