About the book: 2001 / "Twelve o'clock at night, and everything is calm!" - this is the motto of the Night Guard of Ankh-Morpork, the most glorious city on the entire Discworld. And if “not everything” is calm, then you are simply walking along the wrong streets. In general, to become a real night guard, you need to put in a lot of effort. Firstly, you should learn to run not too fast - otherwise you will suddenly catch up! Secondly, you need to understand the basic principle of survival in brutal battles - just don't participate in them. Thirdly, don’t shout too loudly that “everything is calm” - they might hear you. The book you are holding in your hands is truly unique. It will help you not only understand the basic principles of survival in this cruel, harsh world, but also make a decent career. Even the night guard…