About the book: 2019 / Of course, I could cheat. Find workarounds at each point. If only this task had not become attractive to me. Notepad, pen, recommendations. A new email address, a few good selfies and here we go, point one. Register on the site in search of a themed date. Still simple. I found a partner, met, attended a party, met the bottom girl, contacted the coordinator. Stop! It seems like I have no experience at all, I lack something in my behavior that is typical for representatives of this caste. I decisively wrote “No experience.” Cover photo: E. Domina. Contains obscene language.