About the book: 2017 / “Free cheese only comes in a mousetrap” - future criminology student Kostya Seleverstov should have remembered this saying when he received an invitation to live in in the center of Moscow, and even free. And here is the result: he has on his hands two reckless truant friends, a crazy old woman, a despot doorman and indignant dead people who die with such enviable regularity that you can set your watch by them. Will this ever end? Yes, everything will end on New Year's Eve, for which the criminals planned something out of the ordinary.