About the book: 2006 / There are places that you don’t want to leave. There are vacations from which you don’t want to return... And you never dreamed of such a vacation! The aborigines lure you to their place, you find yourself face to face with a huge sea snake in a cave where there is nowhere to run, you end up in a huge net at the bottom of the sea and also on the top of a tall tree in the middle of the forest, not to mention a living block of stone... What remains what to do in such a situation? Just enjoy the adventures that befall you! A short guide for a wizard on how to survive in a wild, uncivilized place devoid of magic, be able to catch a goldfish and demand from it the fulfillment of your rightful desire, pacify raging fat pussies and just have a good rest.