About the book: 1998 / Any woman uses cosmetics, and I, too, do not deny myself this pleasure. I love, you know, all sorts of creams, powders, mascaras, etc. And suddenly such horror! Instead of cosmetics from a reputable company, naive girls like me get real poison. They smear it on their face, and... let me skip the heartbreaking details. Like any honest woman, I complained to my beloved. And my beloved, so you know, is none other than the grandson and heir of the famous detective Nero Wolfe, although he is all Russian - such miracles! Of course, as a true gentleman, my Niro could not help but stand up for the honor and health of all our women . And I couldn’t help but help him with this. And then things started to happen! However, I will not rush things... Spelling, punctuation, style are AUTHOR'S. Often, in order to better reflect the essence of his characters, the author uses them deliberately incorrectly. Use this book as a guide to the academic Russian language NIZYA!!!