About the book: 2017 / Have you ever been accused of your boss sucking you off? Blood sucks! Because he is a vampire! And my new colleagues are also vampires! And this whole strange world is inhabited by vampires! Even in the cooler, it’s not water that’s splashing, but blood! And how did the difficult one bring me into the world of bloodsuckers? I came to apply for a job, I accidentally dropped blood from my nose on the contract and “welcome, five liters of blood!” Now I work as a realtor in the “Bloody Ties” real estate agency for Mr. Renel, who stubbornly believes that a pack of cat food is enough to keep me cheerful and energetic. Is it for energetic cats? I live with an old woman - a moneylender, in such a hole in which rats come running to die, washing down dry noodles with cold water from the tap! Vampires don’t need food, but I’ll soon die. Every day I communicate with blood-sucking clients who dream of eating me! Workdays But I am saved by the silver medallion that my boss gave me at our first meeting. Colleagues and the director himself also look at me carnivorously, dreaming of drinking me like a bottle of cognac at the next corporate party. But fate didn’t seem to have enough, so one day at eight o’clock in the evening an imposing vampire with very beautiful and sad eyes stopped by our agency. And instead of choosing a new mansion for himself, he began to criticize everything we have, mock all the proposals and comment on my every move. Moreover, caustic, sarcastic and sarcastic. At the same time, his eyes are sad - sad... Now he comes to me every evening, and I already hope that I will have time to hide under the table, close the door and pretend that I died while performing a feat of labor. What does he need from me? Why the hell is he dragging himself here anyway? And why is he looking at me so strangely??