About the book: 2021 / The stories were written in 2007 for the corporate magazine SU-155 "Square Meter". The magazine was supposed to distract the company's clients from sad thoughts, tired of waiting their turn in a sitting office. The appointment with one or another employee was long, as was the path to the keys to the treasured, or more correctly, to the apartment that was paid for a long time ago. I was asked to write a funny story for the first issue, and I wrote it. Then again and again... Until everything ended for me in this organization, I parted with the magazine. Many years past. There is no magazine, no organizations, but the houses and stories that were built remain. I decided to collect them in a small collection and give them a second life! Lord, how damn beautiful it sounds! September 2021, Moscow. PS I still can’t remember, but it seems to me that the fee wasn’t paid…