About the book: 2003 / (Warning: since we will discuss extremely sensitive issues in the future, the following is an abstract written in diplomatic language.) This is not a new book by Terry Pratchett, and, in fact, no one was expecting it. An albatross from the Agate Empire did not fly to Ankh-Morpork and did not deliver a letter demanding that the Great Wizard be immediately sent. As a result, Rincewind (a very rare, endangered species of cowardly wizard) is not sent to the Counterbalance Continent on a secret mission (absolutely impossible, especially since we are talking about Rincewind). Also, the great Cohen the Barbarian (a legend during his lifetime, life) has nothing to do with the story according to the legend), having gathered a huge (total number of seven people) Silver Horde and moving towards Gunkung, the capital of the Agate Empire (population - about a million people, of which - forty thousand guards). Yes, we also forgot to mention the army of invisible ghost vampires (total number - two million three hundred thousand nine), supporting Cohen, but about this - shhh... We don’t want panic to spread? For the first time in Russian!