About the book: year / If one day you accidentally and drunkenly created a portal in your own kitchen, it’s not a problem, it’s even a little useful. But if a green hand crawls out of the portal and steals an ancient magic stone, this is already a problem and needs to be solved. But I don’t really want to go to another world. It’s better to go for a beer and some women! Of course, you will have to climb into the portal - but that will come later. And who should you turn to for help, if not the ancient powerful elven sorceress? Along the way, you can lift up her hem and have a lot of fun, because, as everyone knows, elven girls are easily accessible! And they are always ready and agree to almost everything...