About the book: 2018 / All my life I dreamed of meeting a vampire. Become his dark lover, live forever, learn to drink blood. And I was terribly infuriated by all these fools in books and films who refuse such a fate. I wouldn’t have missed such a chance! But I did. I refused. And my cruel, handsome vampire, who turned out to be a fabulous asshole, made me regret it a thousand times! But who knew that in addition to torment about what had not come true, another surprise awaited me in vampire captivity - a meeting with someone whom I considered long dead... Humor black. The text contains obscene language, murder and debauchery! This is not a standard fantasy novel!